Breaking and Entering

these are the strange days...

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Danny:
HEY DEER, YOU'RE FUCKIN' DUMB!!
Danny:
That was my America...
Andy:
That was my America?
Andy:
THAT WAS MY AMERICA!!
Bryan:
Danny has a dream...
Danny:
Hey, people get shot for saying that... never start a sentence with that...

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You drive past a bus stop containing a lost child, an old friend, and the hottest chick you've ever seen. Who do you pick up? (from Rocksound Magazine interview)

Ashley:
How did they end up at a bus stop?
Andy:
I heard a bunch of gibberish and then something about a hot chick...
Jake:
What are the options again? A lost child, an old friend or the hottest chick you've ever seen...
Ashley:
And they're at a bus stop? The bus is still coming, right?! If they're at a freaking bus stop then I'm taking the chick!
Andy:
A bus stop is a weird place to set this question. You should really set this at the side of the road or in the middle of a desert. You've made this far too easy in terms of picking up the hot chick.
Jinxx:
I have no remorse what so ever in this situation.
Rhianna (fan/interviewer):
Pretend that the bus isn't coming.
Ashley:
THEN WHY ARE THEY AT A BUS STOP?!
CC:
Do they know that the bus isn't coming? Are they totally oblivious to this fact?
Andy:
This question has backfired spectacularly. The entire interview is now in jeopardy!